Answer Ad Pt 1 ~ A gross sex story from sex story sites.

I was running through alt.sex.enemas one evening last week, and there, amongst the spam, was a "hose wanted" ad. "F in local area needs M for bottom treatments -- email [email protected]". I, and probably half the E-males on the Net, promptly answered. I also emailed my story collection.

When I "saw" her online, I struck up a conversation. We chatted about how she'd gotten interested, and her experiences. I suggested meeting in a safe/public place, and she accepted. We met a few days later for Italian food, at a small place she suggested on the south side of town. I was taken by her long blonde hair, classic face, and curvaceous but athletic body. Dinner was excellent, and we conversed in low tones.

It's hard to talk discreetly about enemas and rectal temperatures during dinner in a public spot, so we chatted about mutual hobbies, with occasional oblique references to THE hobby. It turned out that she had a major fantasy about over-the-lap rectal temperatures. I suggested finding a park for a bit of car chat after dinner, but she wanted to get home. I walked her to her car, and produced a surprise. Handing her a thermometer, I suggested she try it. We shook hands, and parted.

By the following weekend, I was definitely ready to meet her. I'd gone most of the day without seeing her on-line, but then a message flashed on my screen. We chatted a bit, and she revealed that she was ready for a live encounter. I got and printed directions to her house, and set a new personal record for high- speed freeway driving.

I arrived at her house to find her in tights and a robe. She offered me a drink, and I asked for some water, then suggested we get to it. I had her remove the tights, leaving her in undies. She slid the robe back on, since she was feeling shy. I lubricated the rectal thermometer as she lay down on the bed. I turned back to the bed, and saw her bottom, ready for me except for a pair of black satin panties. I asked her to raise up, then slid them down, revealing a perfect, round bottom with no tan lines. With her bottom bare, I took up the thermometer.

Here was the moment she (and I) had been waiting for. With a twisting motion, I gently eased the glass rod into her tight pucker. I couldn't see her face -- she had it buried in the pillow, but I heard her gasp. I began slowly moving the instrument in and out, twirling it, and asked her what she liked best. She preferred a straight in-and-out motion, so I stuck to that. Then, I had a thought.

"Hang on, there, I have to grab something." Leaving the thermometer quivering upright in her bottom, I turned back to the dresser. I'd unwrapped a laxative suppository, and I explained what it was as I lubed the tip. Then, with her up on her hands and knees, I removed the thermometer, lubed her anus and slowly slid the suppository into her. Her breath caught as the medicated bullet shape entered her, and I could feel her quivering as my finger penetrated. Then, I withdrew, and reinserted the thermometer. As I stroked with the thermometer, I asked if she could feel it.

"Yes, it's a bit warm in there", she said.

I told her that it'd start making its presence felt soon, and returned to my anal attentions. Letting a finger slide forward, I was amazed at the level of arousal I encountered.

"Been thinking about me while I was on my way?" I asked.

"MMMmmmm..." was about all I could get from her.

"Ready for something bigger?"

"Yesss...."

I replaced the rectal thermometer with the big candymaking thermometer. This really got her bottom squirming, especially after I inserted a vibrator in front. She was obviously enjoying herself, and I had her roll onto her left side so she could amuse herself with the vibrator as I handled the thermometer. The lady was obviously getting into it, so I decided to prepare for the next installment of our game.

Leaving her in charge of her twin invaders, I stepped over to the dresser, and filled her rectal bulb with heavy mineral oil. Turning back, I paused to enjoy the sight of her enjoying herself, and asked if she was ready for her first erotic enema from a man. She rolled over toward me, smiled, and agreed. I invited her across my lap, and she settled down and got comfortable. I anointed her anus with a couple of drops of oil, then rubbed it in. Then, I gently inserted the tip of her syringe into her anus, wiggling back and forth a bit as it entered. When it was in, I began to squeeze.

I felt her shiver as the cool oil filled her rectum. I asked, "Feel nice?"

"Mmm, yes..."

"This is going to take a while -- it's thick oil and a thin nozzle. Just relax."

I kept squeezing the bulb for the minute or so that it took to empty, feeling her squirm on my lap. I moved the tip in and out a bit, to keep her from getting bored. As near as I could tell, she wasn't. Finally, I had the bulb as close to flat as I could make it. Withdrawing, I set it aside.